The Strawberry Shortcake
the strawberry shortcake: the act of the male partner -j-c-l-t-ng onto the female/male partners face; the male then punches his partner in the nose mixing sperm with blood.
“d-mn did you see quinn punch that chick in the face after -j-c-l-t-ng on her? she must have loved the strawberry shortcake he baked for her.”
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