The Stray Cat
you get wet slobbery head but pour foaming soap all over your d-ck then you blow your load in her eyes to she screams and goes mad. punch her in the face so shes knocked out and then you penetrate her p-ssy and get it all foamy. so now she looks like a stray cat with rabies and was h-t by a car.
trash-bagging is also a valid option at the end.
guy one: “dude me and this hooker went so hardcore lastnight but i didnt have any money so i gave her the stray cat”
guy two: “yo man that’s sick, i hope you tossed her in the chesapeake though, right?”
guy one: “you know it man!”
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