the suicide bomb
while receiving f-ll-t– you hold your partners head down and without informing them you -j-c-l-t- into their mouth screaming jihad!
partner: tell me when you are gonna c-m.
you: oh yeah, don’t worry just keep going. oh yeah.
partner: mmpphhhh
you: oh yeah! jihad! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
partner: mph cough gag
you: how’d you like the suicide bomb?
partner: you f-cking -sshole.
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