The swantonmom
its when you are totally like beating your meat, and you stick your d-ck in her mouth and j-zz down her throat. you then punch her in the stomach making her almost puke. before she pukes from all the j-zz and punching, and throw her to the ground. and then backflip, and land on her stomach, making her puke with all force right back onto her face. you then c-ntpunt her, take all her money and leave. ( never calling her again )
so yeuh boii i was like on da streetzz pickin up some mad cush stacks, and then i saw this b-tch t-ts, and she was all like. yo homie to the shizz n-gg-r, wanna nice bl-w j-b?” and then i was like “sure b-tch t-ts, and then the swantonmom her. and took her money”
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