the swurper
invention created with intellectual rights, and design rights by jared broach in 2007; a product that brings ease and comfort to newborn babies by combining soothing techniques and proper placement of baby to endorse restful sleep, and other benefits for the baby and parents alike. be on lookout for knock off product stolen by underhand inventor trolls. if not by official inventor jared broach then do not comply. ongoing police investigation going do to attempted theft of patented idea.
the swurper helps babies relax and sleep through the night.
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