The taipan
the “taipan” is another term for sarso’s p-n-s. although this fierce creature may not be as long and fat as others like “the cobra”, this still moderate sized creature packs a punch like no other. the taipan is equipped with large venom reservoirs which deliver a far more lethal dose in much larger quant-ties than others. being the most venomous and dangerous of them all, once you unleash the taipan all bets are off.
unlike other snakes which will lure their mate by a display of physical proweress, the taipan has an allure like no other. keeping all physical aspects of its deadly weapon hidden until the last moment when it strikes.
girl: “wow, you’re c-ck is huge!, it’s no cobra though”
guy: “cobra’s are all show no go”
2 hours later
girl: “wow your c-ck felt amazing, does it have a name?”
guy: “the taipan”
girl: “i heard of that once, apparantley the s-x is so good that you die right afte…….
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