the tavern


aka the tortuga, the chillest place in the ‘well. open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week…one stop here and all your worries will be drunken away.
-parking located in the rear
-dude, what the f-ck are we gonna do tonight??
-are you f-cking stupid?? the tavern you dumb f-ck

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