the taxi cab
when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of b-tter on your c-ck. you then stick your c-ck in the -ss therefore giving that b-tch the taxi cab
my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to f-ck her the -ss but we had no lube so i greased up my c-ck with b-tter giving her the taxi cab
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