The Taxi-Cab Confession
when you and your lucky lady (who must be wearing a skirt) get into a taxi, after giving her an alabama hotpocket… the cabby will notice the smell of s-x and poo, and once you get to where you need to be… (hopefully somewhere with a shower!) you get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the sh-t out of her nappy -ss poon and you run away! the cabby might even forget to make you pay!”
“me and monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!”
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