The Ted Mosby
a play on girls in which you
1. put on a plaid b-tton up over a graphic tee
2. hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. tell her “i got left at the altar”
4. she will then comfort you….and it is on
the ted mosby gets things going!
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