The Texan Steakhouse
the act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans v-g-n-. the female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. once finished, the male then spreads the female’s b-ttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the -n-s. the male then eats the trifle with a spoon. afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
i can’t believe i let my husband give me the texan steakhouse last week, i’m still finding crumbs down there!
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