The three-part text message cancellation
the p-ssive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing (“seeing a friend from out of town!”), a second postponing (“my friend is late, sorry!”) and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion (“sorry, can’t make it tonight! talk soon”)
the three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
girl: hey, yeah, my friend anna is in town for the night, and we’ll just get dinner. meet afterward for drinks?
guy: sure.
girl: yeah, so she’s kind of down, i’m gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
guy: yeah, i’ll see you later.
girl: okay so anna is sleeping over, girl’s night in. really sorry.
guy: okay, so we do this later then?
girl: …
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