The Ticket Angels
the ticket angels are a unique service that saves people money from parking tickets. by signing up with this subscription service you have the ability to be given a text message, phone call, or knock on your door whenever you are at risk of receiving a parking ticket.
as of july 7th, 2010, the ticket angels have saved nearly $15,000 for their neighbors.
a “ticket angel” is one who saves a person from a parking ticket. through various means of notifying that person a head of time a ticket angel keeps money in your pocket.
“if it weren’t for the ticket angels calling me to move my car i would have definitely gotten a parking ticket”.
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