the toilet dream
a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
i have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so i had an ocean view)
in a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
in my toilet dreams, i usually casually converse with
p-ssers-by as i sit on the toilet
i had the toilet dream again last night, and i was waiting for people to go away so i could wipe my -ss, but they wouldn’t go away
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