The Toilet Ruler
a method used to measure a person’s p-n-s size. it is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
in the front indicates a small p-n-s size, in the middle indicates a medium p-n-s size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big p-n-s size.
this method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
jon: “hey! bob just got finished taking a sh-t! he always brags about his big c-ck, let’s check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler”
kyle: “man! bob really does have a huge d-ck! the skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!”
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