The Tomato Soup Can
when a woman is on her periods and it’s comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
you then serve it to your lover from your chest.
beautiful.
jillian – “i got served the tomato soup can last night!”
becky – “holy sh-t! lucky you, you f-ckin’ b-tch!”
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