the touch
something you can have. it can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.
ways to tell if you have the touch:
you never get hit when your back’s to the wall.
when all h-ll’s breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
you get put to the test but it is never enough.
you’re at your best when when the going gets rough.
often, people with the touch also have the power.
yao ming has got the touch tonight!
the act of engaging in s-xual intercourse in any way, shape, or form.
i did the touch with your mom last night.
an amazing short film, made in an amazingly short amount of time with an amazingly low budget. tells the story of lucas, and his day running from a mysterious stranger known only as “the touch”. made using pirated music so illegal to exhibet publicly, but several copies of the dvd are in circulation(mostly in the toronto area). honestly, if you get ahold of a copy, you are indeed a lucky one.
‘oh my god, i just watched ‘the touch’, and almost p-ssed myslef. i wish i knew those handsome men staring in it’ – some chick.
if you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the touch.
eugene has “the touch”.
bob isn’t allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.
if someone is really hot (attractive), similar to like b-tter
she is so hot man.. she’s the touch!
d-mn straight, he’s got the touch
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