The Transcontinental Railroad
first, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. then, you have to find a solid gold d-ld-. once you’ve aquired the solid gold d-ld-, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. this unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. grant would be proud.
“president grant, we’ve completed the transcontinental railroad.”
“marvelous! when can i ride it?”
“hmm… i believe that’s up to them sir.”
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