the treasure chest
a s-x move even more spectacular than the mythical female -j-c-l-t–n, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as fabio and mr. t. in this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest -rg-sm of her life, her v-g-n- actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. this simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of -rg-smic sensation. in addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, -ssuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.
oh man!!! i just got rich off a dirty ho when i gave her the treasure chest. now i’m a billionaire!!!
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