The Tree Scale


refers to the size of a woman.

stem: really f-cking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. nicole richie

twig: model skinny. ex. adrianna lima

stick: properly sized and proportioned. ex. jessica biel

branch: thick. ex. america ferera

trunk: big like a ford f-550. ex. rosie o’donnell

man 1: on the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

man 2: dude, my girl is huge she would be the trunk.

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