The Tree Scale
refers to the size of a woman.
stem: really f-cking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. nicole richie
twig: model skinny. ex. adrianna lima
stick: properly sized and proportioned. ex. jessica biel
branch: thick. ex. america ferera
trunk: big like a ford f-550. ex. rosie o’donnell
man 1: on the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend
man 2: dude, my girl is huge she would be the trunk.
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