the Tuck Method
the tuck method is a tactic by which men around the world hide their erections. to use the tuck method you simply tuck your erect p-n-s into the waist of your pants in your pants to hold it in place in a non-protruding manner. warning: once you use the tuck method refrain from lifting up your shirt.
let’s say you are at the mall with your friends and you see a very attractive female, and as result you get an erection. to avoid the ridicule of your friends, you use the tuck method.
Read Also:
- The Urban Wait
the 6-12 month long waiting period to get your urban dictionary definition published. common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it. bob: hey, did you get your definition published on urban dictionary yet? jim: nope, […]
- its on like stevie ray vaughn
this actually means that is not on since stevie ray vaughn is now dead, if he were alive it would be different. “dude is this bar on like tai wan or what?” “no its on like stevie ray vaughn since there are no chicks here.
- mechanical designer
very desirable and intelligent man of such high capabilities that he could design custom bunk bed bars and, therein, overcome the only obstacle in taking the lead. use caution when near mechanical designers using both sides of the brain while on water
- Medialoid
the phenomena that is suggested to have begun in the 80s, intended to boost ratings, which has resulted in there no longer being a clear distinction between ethical journalism and tabloid sensationalism. the medialoid attack of michael jackson rendered a guilty conviction in the court of public opinion from which he has never been fully […]
- Medicure
making an appointment for or getting both a manicure and a pedicure. thor: hey, you wanna go workout at six o’clock after work tonight? dawn: sorry, can’t; i’ll be at a medicure appointment. thor: medi what? dawn: oh, i’m going to the salon to get a manicure and a pedicure, you know, a medicure. thor: […]