the turtles are getting curious
the phrase “the turtles are getting curious” means that you are currently holding in a sh-t that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your -ss like a turtle does with its sh-ll.
“man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin’ its head out. i can’t hold this -borrence- much longer.”
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