The Twilight
to pretend to be a vampire just to f-ck fat chicks who are in love with fictional characters.
i hit a dry spell, so i pulled the twilight. i f-cked like 800 lbs of women. those 3 girls really thought i was a vampire.
when you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, -j-c-l-t- on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.
i totally gave kelly “the twilight” last night, she’s still picking glitter out of her hair.
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