the two-finger discount


when you get hooked up with a free item or discount where your girlfriend works because of your mad digit skills with the box.
(preferably used with appropriate hand gesture. reference: “two fingers”)

alternative entry: the three finger discount. same idea, but your woman a big ol’ ho….better tie a board on your back ‘for you fall in that sh-t….like a tic tac in a whale…. throwing a hot dog down a hallway…
say your woman’s working at mickey d’s and she hooks you up with a free mcchicken… you just got the two-finger discount!!

example:
dude1: yo, man, that’s one h-lla value meal. how’d you hook that up?
dude2: two finger discount man! you know i got that b-tch wrapped around my sh-t.
dude1: man, i gotta get me somma that, where you know some fine ho’s work at?
dude2: sh-t, man, u lookin for fine girls?…look at those hands!… all clumsy and sh-t, droppin’ cr-p everywhere…ain’t no fine box gonna hook you up!.. you best start looking at wally-world, maybe you find some big bertha to hook you up with a three finger discount!! wah–haaaa!!

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