The Ultimate Blowjob
when a girl gives oral to a guy while he’s taking a m-ssive dump and he throws up on her back. in order for it to be considered “the ultimate bl-wj-b”, she must be sucking his d-ck while he simultaneously shoots a liquid sh-t spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
virginb-tch: “did you really give billy ‘the ultimate bl-wj-b’ last night?”
c-mdumpster: “yes, he sprayed a sh-t mist everywhere, it was amazing.”
virginb-tch: “i’m so jealous! did he rub his bile on your back?”
c-mdumpster: “yes, it was an -rg-smic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. he timed it perfectly”
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