the ultimate cream


lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the v-g-n- and -n-s, put the p-n-s on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate s-xual experience.
greg c-m placed his s-x toy, jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.

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