The Ultimate Hot Dog
this is a s-xual act between a male and female, who is on her menstrual cycle. this intercourse is based on a position where the man penetrates the woman’s v-g-n-l area from behind while she is on her knees and arms, also known as the doggy style position. during this process, the man may slip and enter her -n-l cavity as he pounds the woman due to her v-g-n-l discharge of blood. when this occurs, this s-xual intercourse position has transitioned from doggy style to the ultimate hot dog position. the ultimate hot dog is based on the metaphor, which the man’s p-n-s represents the weiner inside the bun of the female’s b-ttocks with red ketchup sauce all around.
as christiano pounded away aggresively at biancas m-ssacred v-g-n-, his p-n-s slipped from the bl–dy mess and found its way deep inside her -sshole. the ultimate hot dog was born.
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