The Uncle Sam
when you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it’s really just blue). now that the bruise is fully colored, c-m on your partner’s face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the c-m covered bruise. thereby, beautifully making the colors of our american flag.
i was getting bored of just a regular bl-wj-b so i gave my partner “the uncle sam.”
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