The Undertaker

a professional wrestler; suffered 2nd degree burns to the chest and still wrestled for our entertainment. baddest motherf-cker since jules. a legit legend.
wrestling fan #1: “did you see when the undertaker was set on fire during wwe elimination chamber?”

imbecile/wrestling fan #2: “ya he ran lik a pusy gawd hao out of character lols”

wrestling fan #1: “yes, it was out of character. i’d love for you to walk slowly down the ramp while being set on fire, idiot.”

imbecile/wrestling fan #2: “herpaderp”
a s-xual act when somebody moves their hands into position as if they were the wwe superstar, the undertaker, kneeling down to paul bear and stuffs four fingers in the -ss and the thumb in the women’s v-g-n-.
like the shocker but with more fingers. “ahh, shiiet. he just did the undertaker and his four fingers smell like sh-t.”
this is the equivalent of “fake chow”, to be performed on men. the undertaker entails not actually performing f-ll-t–, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his d-ck is in your mouth.

this is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the d-ck area, aka cousin it style. better known for wwf champion

“the undertaker”
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of f-ll-t– is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) keep a towel handy. once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
the undertaker, bl-w j-b, gagging, hair, spit
when a person is being given head or any sort of s-xual pleasure, the receiver rolls their eyes to the back of their head due to the sensation they feel.
when marlon’s 4incher was being licked, his eyes rolled to the back of his head. marlon performed the undertaker.