the van gogh
when giving it to your girl in missionary, c-m on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!
came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
“oh, oh, oh…. im gonna c-m….”
“not inside me”
“ok…. (smiles)”
{c-ms on chest, smears, and…}
smack!!!! fun for all.
then scream “its the van gogh beotch!!!”
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