The Vast Abyss
the v-g-n- of a female who will undoubtedly lead to your demise. a void from which your soul will never escape. by the time you realize you’re starting into the vast abyss, it’s already too late.
as he spread her legs and stared into the vast abyss, he contemplated where he went wrong in his life, knowing his soul was now bound to this one sad and lonely place.
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