the venrick theory
the theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. never successful. but you tried man
saxophone: he thinks he can fix it but he truly can’t we call it the venrick theory.
saxophone senior: never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever
saxophone freshman: don’t even let him look at it.
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