The Village Itch
coined after the the villages, fl whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous s-xual activity spreading stds and engage in public s-xual activity. the village itch refers to:
1. the desire of a villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open s-xual activity.
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2. the actual contraction of an std by a villages resident from villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open s-xual activity.
howard attended the over 60’s night dance at the villages last weekend because he had a case of the village itch. he got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his gainesville, fl urologist about a week later.
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