The Violinist
someone who tells nothing but sob stories, makes excuses for failures, and seems to be busier then he actually is, hence, composing all day.
q: hey dude, have you been training this summer, fall semeseter is just around the corner. if you are serious about making the asu xc team, you got to be putting in the time and be fit when the gun goes off.
a: i haven’t been running as much as i want to, been busy with work, weather has been terrible out here, and have no one to train with.
q: dude are you serious, stop composing all day, what are you, the violinist?
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