The Virgin Mary
1)mother of jesus christ.
2)often appears to the people (when i say people, i mean the mexicans) in the form of tortillas.
3)a very smart woman…
4)possibly the most popular figure or icon on the catholic faith, since the catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she’s a nice example for all ladies, isn’t she???
5)mary the virgin, not mary magdalene. can’t confuse them. two different stories. the other one is a wh-r-.
“oh my g-d, it’s a miracle! the virgin mary appeared to me in my freezer!”
you find a hot -ss virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. knock her -ss out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her -ss pregnant. clean her -ss up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she p-ssed the f-ck out. 9 months later a kid pops out
i dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy
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