The Virgin Mary’s hymen
that which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the messiah was born. in keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, jesus christ must have been the one to rip his own mother’s hymen, and in a way pop his own mother’s cherry. this can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
many christians celebrate the breaking of the virgin mary’s hymen on the 25th of december every year.
the virgin mary’s hymen got all torn and bl–dy, hahaha.
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