The Wades
the reproductive gland in a male vertebrate, the source of spermatozoa and the androgens, normally occurring paired in an external scr-t-m in humans. aka: the boys, family jewels, kahones, marbles in the fun bag, b-lls, nuts, sac of joy, junk, the berries of “twig and two berries”, gonads, beans, cookies, etc.
ben kicked chuck right in the wades!
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