the wagner


1.completey erectifying ones d-mnation towards h-ll due to an extreme vowed act of brown-nosing.
2.oten envolving instances more similar to that of a french kiss on the -n-l r-ct-m of;
a.your employer’s and;
b.fellow collegeas alike
3. usually a person whom as ‘so to speak’ has “made it to the top” due to past ramifactions regarding -n-l probing
“hey dad, why did timmy’s dad get so rich?–well son, timmy’s dad pulled a wagner to get to the top!”

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