The Wal-Mart Effect
the natural phenomenon that occurs when one enters any wal-mart superstore needing nothing, yet somehow ends up leaving with a full cart.
this is probably due to their low costs, extended store hours, and poor employee benefits.
see: wal-mart
victim: dude, help me unload my cart.
victim’s friend: i thought you said you didn’t need anything?
victim: …they did it again! it’s the wal-mart effect, gets me every time.
victim’s friend: ah, i see what you did there. very well played, wal-mart.
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