the wallaby assassins


the wallaby -ss-ssins are an elite team of hallucinogenic experts. they occupy the mountains of north wales. the wallaby -ss-ssins feed on trees in the early hours of the morning. the alpha male of the wallaby -ss-ssins shows his authority by marking his terratory in the form of kung-fu juggling. every year, one member of the wallaby -ss-ssins is made juggling king, this is a true sign of loyalty and the highest form of respect.
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