the Walrus
this is an agressive s-xual technique in which, after -j-c-l-t-ng in a girl’s mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. the cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.
our relationship ended when i gave her “the walrus”.
paul mccartney is this.
the walrus was paul
much like the angry dragon, the walrus is simple. when you are getting head from a guy/girl and you are about to -j-c-l-t-, ram your d-ck far into his/her mouth, causing him/her to gag. you’ve blocked the air p-ssage and the only way for your c-m to exit is shooting through his/her nasal p-ssage. pull out immediatly and watch ur c-m shoot out of his/her nose, resembling the walrus’ majestic tusks. this can also be done by punching him/her in the stomach or tickling him/her as he/she is about to swallow.
mike- “my girl was giving me head while i was watching the discovery channel, and i wanted her to resemble the walruses i was watching. so i gave her an angry dragon and it worked!”
hmm either paul mccartney or john lennon… in the song gl-ss onion it says “heres another clue for you all,the walrus was paul” but in an interview with john lennon he said “i used to be the walrus but now blah blah”(i forgot the rest of the quote)
i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
the climax you hit from any drug or alcohol. used to confuse parents/or any other parental figure. when your with a group of friends and you just smoked a fat blunt. instead of saying “guys im so high right now” you say. “guys im feeling the walrus”.
steph why are you talking to a tree? ” im fine im just feeling the walrus
when a woman gives a bl-wj-b to 2 guys at once… by grabbing each mans’ p-n-s in hand and simultaneously beginning oral stimulation.
” i saw your girlfriend at a party last night giving 2 guys the walrus!”
when two men stick their p-n-ses in either side of the girl’s mouth (or third guy) and it looks like he/she has walrus tusks.
the three guys performed the walrus for the camera.
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