the wankee candle
created by none other than drakey f-cking hall. the w-nkee candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. around women you make sweet love. alone you w-nk yourself into oblivion.
i didn’t get lucky so when i got home i lit the w-nkee candle. my chest looked like i had been attacked by spider-man come 3am.
created by none other than drakey f-cking hall. the w-nkee candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. around women you make sweet love. alone you w-nk yourself into oblivion.
i didn’t get lucky so when i got home i lit the w-nkee candle. my chest looked like i had been attacked by spider-man come 3am.
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