The Waterslide
when you feel a sh-t coming out that’s so incredibly m-ssive, you flush right before it’s about to hit the water so it doesn’t fold and clog the toilet. the sh-t, rather than come to a rest in the toilet bowl, then rides the pipe-waves down to the sewers.
hey guys, sorry i clogged your toilet. i forgot to turn on the waterslide.
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