the wherewolf
this s-xual act, which requires a bit of precision and planning, will make you a legend in your own time when properly executed. you’ll need a full moon, a public place (like a park or school playground), a tall boy of coors light, a bag of your freshly shaved p-b-s, and an unsuspecting partic-p-nt who is willing to give an outdoor bj.
have this unsuspecting chicken head, hoodrat, or ho f-ll-t- you in the public place of your choice (with a clear view of the full moon). when you are about to sp-nk, pull out and spray on the lucky girls face, throw your p-b-s on said girls face, shake up the can of coors light, yell “wherewolf”!, and spray her with the silver bullet!
after i gave christine the wherewolf she stopped returning my calls.
halloween kicked -ss this year! since there was a full moon i was finally able to wherewolf the french girl in my astronomy cl-ss!
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