The Whopper
the whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as h-ll. there are several steps to successfully pull of the whopper. ok, i lied its pretty simple in theory. have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially f-cking her with your entire body.
dude, that girl was so beat i had to have my friend come and help me give her the whopper. that is something i would never do again, that chick’s p-ssy smelled like the great depression.
durring semitraditional missionary s-x a man can force his b-llsack into a womans -sshole. if the b-lls emerge from the dark hole covered in a brownish hue the whopper has been preformed.
i kicked it up a notch last night by giving sally the whopper
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