The Wilted Horn


to be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of s-xual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

this phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

not too dissimilar to the hangover horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

cure: the only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“man, i’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“i cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn i’m currently experiencing”

“i’m wilting”

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