THE WOOKIE
be advised, your woman of choice for the night must have long hair in order to perform this procedure “the wookie” correctly. also, you must save 2-3 days worth of splooge packed in your bal bag for this one.. as she is on her knees gagging on your bulbous shaft, you must simultaneously -j-c-l-t- on her face and in her mouth. it is imperative that you cover her forehead and both cheeks along with filling her mouth with your j-zzum.. at the same time you must swiftly grab her hair and toss it over to cover her face completely. the hair should stick to your man juice instantly.. at this time she will try to cuss you out, but the c-m in her mouth will force a gargle that will resemble chubaca.. enjoy!
dude! call me hans solo.. last night i wookied my b-tch and sp-ce docked her to keep with the theme… the wookie was great!
a lesser-known s-x move whereby the woman lays on her back and the man straddles her chest as if he were about to forcefully engage her mouth in oral pleasure. then, before she knows what’s happening, he grabs the headboard and pulls his dirty, hairy, sweaty -ss up and onto her face, stifling her screams so the m-ffled yelling makes a distinct chewbacca-like noise. the wookie is brown, hairy, and results in loud, gutteral, nonsensical growling.
gave the wife the wookie last night. she was p-ssed but her impression was so good, i did it to her again.
when you are doin it missionary and you arch back and begin the wookie mating call just like chewy.
we were doin it again, i got bored, so i mixed it up with a little star wars sh-t….the wookie
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