the yamakah condition
also known as septilactic-conjuntive turburculosis,or torquemada’s disease,the yamakah condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. it was a common disease during the spanish inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day myanmar. although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the ebola virus.
guy 1: dude! check out emilios hair today, what up with that?
guy 2: actually, emilio was recently diagnosed with yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
guy 1: oh.
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