The Zazzy Splash


when you’ve taken a p-ss into the toilet and proceed to then take a sh-t, without flushing the toilet prior. the sheer trajectory of the t-rd shooting out of your -ss, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your -sshole. while refreshing, still unwarranted.
sean: “i just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with the zazzy splash. that ever happen to you?”
erica: “dayam. yeah man, happens to me all the time. makes me pucker.”

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