thea clarke
thea clarke – pr-nounced (tee. ahh. k. l. a. r. ke.)
thea clarke is a f-cking party animal! if you have a friend called thea clarke you need to take her to the parties! bring 5 bottles of p-ssion pop and shes gone!
she lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!
bl–dy lightweight!
thea clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! meaning that they cannot stop farting! i swear watch out for them thea clarkes!
“watch out for thea clarke!”
“yeah! i’ve heard she’s a smelly one!”
hahhahahhahah
“watch out for thea clarke!”
“yeah! i’ve heard she’s a smelly one!”
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